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Shawn Wolfram



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17th December, 2004 at 21:05:21 -

Well well well. This thread should be interestingly funny. Let's try to be like america thinks it is and keep things equal.

 
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17th December, 2004 at 21:08:55 -

This thread really isn't gonna last too long.

 
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17th December, 2004 at 22:49:40 -

Why don't blacks marry mexicans? They don't want their offspring being to lazy to steal. OK, I'm done.

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17th December, 2004 at 22:56:35 -

Q: How do you keep niggers out of your backyard?
A: Hang one in the front.


Q: Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
A: A pizza doesn't scream when putin the oven.

Q: What do you call a 300 pound Samoan girl?
A: Skinny

Q: What's white and fourteen inches long?
A: Absolutely nothing!



 
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17th December, 2004 at 23:26:07 -

Oh, how I do love a tasteful conversation.

 
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18th December, 2004 at 00:24:57 -

This thread is stupid, I dont think its right to go around making fun of racist, just because they are different in what they believe.

 
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18th December, 2004 at 00:40:43 -

Don't make fun of racists then. They're people too.

 

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18th December, 2004 at 01:11:25 -

I pray to god that the above two posts are jokes.

Rasism = no good

Racist jokes = funny

Racist jokes are just that... jokes. And being in such a diverse place as hawaii, you just have to laugh it off. I mean, everyday we make fun of eachother for being a different race, were so close that there is nothing else to make fun of. Everyone teases me for being white, we tease Joe for being samoan, and Wesley for being black, Dane for being Hawaiian, and Ryan for being japanese. It goes in a big equal circle and reaches equilibrium and no one gets offended.

 
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18th December, 2004 at 01:38:54 -

What do you call a bunch of black guys burried up to their necks in concrete? Afroturf.

How do you starve a Puerto Rican? Hide his welfare check under his work boots.

How many jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? 14. 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 10 in the ash trays.

What do you name a retarted Chinese baby? Sum Ting Wong

How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 4. 1 to hold it, 3 to drink till the room spins.

Why don't Iraqi's teach sex education and drivers ed during the same semester? It's too hard on the camels.

Remember kids, racism is fine as long as you're an equal opportunity offender.

 
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18th December, 2004 at 02:01:27 -

JP is totally right in this case. People are always gonna get offended some way or another, so let them all cry if they want to. They just need to learn that it's just names, or in this case, jokes. So on with the list:

There is an asian, a mexican and a black guy in the back seat of a car, who's driving?
The Cop

A jewish guy with a boner runs into a wall, what happens?
He breaks his nose

What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table?
The picnic table can support a family.

What's the difference between a black guy and batman?
Batman has the ability to go out a night with out robbin.

What do you call white people rolling down a hill?
Avalanche

What do you call black people rolling down a hill?
Rockslide

What do you call mexicans rolling down a hill?
Jailbreak

How come stevie wonder can't drive?
Because he's black

How come stevie wonder is always smiling?
Because he doesn't know that hes black.

What do you call 500 blacks on the moon?
A problem
What do you call 2500 blacks on the moon?
A big problem
What do you call all the blacks on the moon?
Problem Solved

How come helen keller can't drive?
Because she is a woman.

How do you stop an iraqi tank?
Shoot the guy pushing the box

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?
Cut the rope

How do you drown a black guy?
Pop his lips

How do you stop a black guy from drowning?
Take your boot off his head

How come blacks like basketball?
Because they can shoot, steal and run all at the same time

Why should you never hit a black kid off of a bike at night?
because there's a good chance its your bike

What did the black kid get for christmas?
Your VCR

How do you say Jewish in German?
Bratwurst

In Arakansas there is a tradition of hitting blacks on the side of the road with your car. One day a trucker was driving along and saw a black guy. He swerves and hits him. A little ways down the road he sees a priest, so he decides to pick him up. Farther down the road he sees another black guy and thinks, "yes, two in one day!" but remembers the priest is there, so he swirvs away to miss the black guy and hears a loud thump. He looks to check on the priest and the priest says "Oh, don't worry, I got him with the door."

What did the chainsaw say to the black guy?
RRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUNNNNNN NIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGA

What do you call 8 blacks, a chineese guy and 3 mexicans?
A sprinkler
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA CHINK SPIC SPIC SPIC

A black guy a mexican and a white guy are sitting at lunch for work and they all look at their lunches. The black guy says, "Man, if I get fried chicken one more time, I'm gonna jump off this building." The mexican says, "If I get tacos one more time, I'm also gonna jump off this building." The white guy says, "Same here if I get ham." The next day they all look at their lunches, the black guy says "Damn, chicken." So he jumps. The mexican says, "Damn, Tacos, Here I go" and jumps. The white guy says. "Aww." So he jumps. At the funeral, the black guy's wife was crying and said, "If I had only known that he didn't like chicken, I wouldn't have made it for him!" The mexican's wife was also crying, "If I had only known he hated tacos, I wouldn't have made them for him," The white guy's wife wasn't crying, so it drew attention to her, and she said, "Don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."


Some people might think I pick on blacks too much, but my best friend is actually black. But then my dad sold him. No, seriously, I have a black guy in my family tree, he's still hanging there.

But anyways, remember, I can't be racist, I own a color tv.


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18th December, 2004 at 02:48:51 -

Three guys are on a plane. One is welsh, one is aussie, one is asian. The plane is under-fueled and the pilot tells them they each need to jettison something they already have too much of in their country. First, the welsh guy throws a sheep. Then the asian throws a bag of rice. The aussie thinks for a moment, turns around, grabs the asian and says 'Sorry, mate'

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18th December, 2004 at 03:06:40 -

fuck you kirby and Gilgamesh Dekakeru!!!

What's the difference between a racist and a bucket of sludge?

The bucket.

Why is a racist like a drunk?

Because whatever they say ends in a slur.

Why didn't the racist cross the road?

She was afraid of the other side.

Why do racists compete with others on the basis of colour?

Because if they competed on brains, they'd lose.

 
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18th December, 2004 at 04:44:51 -

ha ha swish!

 

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18th December, 2004 at 06:37:11 -

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18th December, 2004 at 06:38:56 -

touche fire! nice one.

as someone whos actually been to Auschwitz a few years back i think joking about what went on there is fuckin wrong. thankfully my grandad is catholic

but meh, what do you expect from dicks

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