Bottled Water Man Bash
Version 1.2
by Jay Tholen (Necropixel)
http://www.digitalwasteland.net

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CONTROLS - Arrow Keys, Move
	 - Ctrl, Attack
	 - Shift, Jump

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POORLY WRITTEN STORY

(Use the Space Bar to scroll through Cutscene text)

Alan, the local Bottled Water Guy had to crap. This was a problem, because his anus was allergic to grass (so he couldn't go in the bushes), and he was out in the middle of nowhere. Luckily, he came across an old outhouse at the side of the road. Not knowing that it was really a high-tech space ship, he went inside and took a nice long soothing doo doo. When he tried to flush the toilet, the outhouse rocketed into space. 

Two hours later, he lands on a distant planet, full of hostile beings. Alan knows he is going to die anyway, but he wants to go out with a bang, so he whips out his 5 gallon water bottle and starts at the blood thirsty creatures.

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OTHER STUFF

Please put the Cncs232.dll file in your C:\windows\system\ directory. Keep all of the other files in one folder.
Got the mp3 from a Chin2 fansite and midis from some old random midi files. This game is supposed to be retarded.

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FIXES in V1.2

 - Player can no longer jump off of the screen in the top-left corner.
 - Extra score submission security features
 - Deleted a few unused objects
 - Took out the Poo Creature, caused errors with some players
